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Shurikane Dim Panties As String

Joined: 24 Sep 2002 |
Posted: Mon Nov 04, 2002 11:31 am Post subject: |
In a remake of the Die Hard series, Shurikane screams like mad and hops away 0.000000000001 seconds before the fireball gets her.
The fireball continues right into a radar-superglass-atomic-cement-biological building, causing an enormous explosion powerful enough to make a sumo fall on his ass.
BOOM!!!
Shuri gets up.
"That's it!! You are gettin' the SILVER EDITION!!"
Several shiny gray cartridges are tossed at the behemoth. :Oo: |
_________________ Gopher it.
"Remember when /b/ was good?"
"/b/ was never good." |
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Wins 24 - Losses 32 Level 8 |
EXP: 2375 HP: 2550
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STR: 1050 END: 750 ACC: 800 AGI: 600
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Graduate's Windbuster (Sword) (230 - 480) |
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Sperrit Chosen of Earth

Gender:  Joined: 16 Oct 2002 |
Posted: Mon Nov 04, 2002 6:07 pm Post subject: |
*One of the Silver Edition packs hit's Behemoth and suddenly he vanishes from sight in a bright flash, leaving Sperrit flat on the ground. Sperrit scratches his head*
"Well, I guess you really do gotta catch 'em all!"
*picks up the pack and get's Behemoth out of it, climbs up to the top of Behemoth's head again*
"Okay! Now's let show her what we're made of!"
*Behemoth growls a couple times*
"No, we can't do that."
*growls some more*
"I don't like that one, either."
*more growls*
"We can't do that! There are children present!"
*excessive growls*
"I'm down with that one. Let's do that!"
*Behemoth reaches down, digs his claws deep into the earth and picks up a giant rock and chucks it at Shurikane!*
"Batter's up!" |
_________________ Kettle, Burden of Compassion, one of the Four Pans of the PO-pocalypse
Honor, Faith, Valor- The Code of the Darkenenvar |
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Wins 24 - Losses 16 Level 8 |
EXP: 1125 HP: 2460
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STR: 800 END: 830 ACC: 810 AGI: 760
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Terramyr (Sword) (300 - 380) |
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Doot Cute and Non-Abrasive Hyper Hypo

Gender:  Joined: 15 Sep 2002 |
Posted: Thu May 29, 2003 9:19 am Post subject: |
D00+ rolls out from under the looming C0BB1 bot. A compartment opens in her hand and a glass dish elevates. She opens her storage compartment again to reveal a very large can of Fancy Feast.
Turning, she adds a little bit of sleeping powder to the food.
"Dinnertime for the kitty kitty!"
(OOC - Awe c'mon - this was too fun an idea to let it go POOF) |
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Doot vanishes fast. "Is it wind that makes that sound?" "No. It is your doom."
"Makai shotto!" (Yeah, I'm sexy ain't I!) |  |
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Wins 60 - Losses 60 Level 11 |
EXP: 7293 HP: 2500
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STR: 800 END: 850 ACC: 920 AGI: 930
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Dark Blade of Miniopia (Blades) (360 - 440) |
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Sperrit Chosen of Earth

Gender:  Joined: 16 Oct 2002 |
Posted: Thu May 29, 2003 12:43 pm Post subject: |
Sperrit, who is sleeping on the top of Behemoth's head, who is curled up sleeping on the ground, looks up as he hears movement.
"Huh...? What? Are we.... actually.... FIGHTING? AGAIN!? WOOOHOOO!"
They get up.
"Let's do dis!" |
_________________ Kettle, Burden of Compassion, one of the Four Pans of the PO-pocalypse
Honor, Faith, Valor- The Code of the Darkenenvar |
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Wins 24 - Losses 16 Level 8 |
EXP: 1125 HP: 2460
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STR: 800 END: 830 ACC: 810 AGI: 760
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Terramyr (Sword) (300 - 380) |
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Minosheep Doesn't get a custom rank.

Age: 36 Gender:  Joined: 27 Oct 2002 |
Posted: Thu May 29, 2003 8:57 pm Post subject: |
Suddenly, the Super Hot 33 Peanut (SH33P) hops out! It's a Mr. Peanut, covered in spices!
It charges Behemoth, then breaks down.
"Crap..."
Demonic hides in the stands. |
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Wins 44 - Losses 45 Level 10 |
EXP: 8909 HP: 1835
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STR: 325 END: 755 ACC: 920 AGI: 1400
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FireGuardian and Bloodreign (Blades) (365 - 405) |
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Sperrit Chosen of Earth

Gender:  Joined: 16 Oct 2002 |
Posted: Fri May 30, 2003 2:17 am Post subject: |
"Um... okay."
Sperrit, however, is still waiting for that rock to hit Shuri.
"This could take a while.... what am I saying!? This HAS taken awhile!" |
_________________ Kettle, Burden of Compassion, one of the Four Pans of the PO-pocalypse
Honor, Faith, Valor- The Code of the Darkenenvar |
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Wins 24 - Losses 16 Level 8 |
EXP: 1125 HP: 2460
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STR: 800 END: 830 ACC: 810 AGI: 760
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Shurikane Dim Panties As String

Joined: 24 Sep 2002 |
Posted: Fri May 30, 2003 12:36 pm Post subject: |
Two reasons why:
1) I'm busy doing a mad Matrix-like arch-back with extra Bullet Time to avoid your rock.
2) I'm on vacation and off the comp for most summer.  |
_________________ Gopher it.
"Remember when /b/ was good?"
"/b/ was never good." |
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Wins 24 - Losses 32 Level 8 |
EXP: 2375 HP: 2550
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STR: 1050 END: 750 ACC: 800 AGI: 600
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Graduate's Windbuster (Sword) (230 - 480) |
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Sperrit Chosen of Earth

Gender:  Joined: 16 Oct 2002 |
Posted: Fri May 30, 2003 12:58 pm Post subject: |
Sperrit looks over at Shuri who is, indeed, in the middle of the most awsome (and slowest of all time) dodge for the boulder.
Sperrit shrugs.
"Okay. I guess I'll just... fight someone else until you're done!"
Sperrit turns to D00+.
"Um... wanna fight me?" |
_________________ Kettle, Burden of Compassion, one of the Four Pans of the PO-pocalypse
Honor, Faith, Valor- The Code of the Darkenenvar |
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Wins 24 - Losses 16 Level 8 |
EXP: 1125 HP: 2460
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STR: 800 END: 830 ACC: 810 AGI: 760
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Gryph Pocket Convoy

Gender:  Joined: 26 Sep 2002 |
Posted: Fri Jun 06, 2003 6:37 am Post subject: |
RISE GRYPHROBO!
Gryphman snaps his fingers, causing the giant Gryphrobo to rise out of the water in one of the coolest entrances ever. Gryphman jumps inside and does his supah cool prefight posing.
"Ok you ametures! Let's see how you fare against a pro!" |
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*Begin cool theme song*
Super! *pose*
Sentai! *pose*
Gryphman! *pose some more with lotsa neat special fx in the bg*
*End cool theme song* |
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Wins 7 - Losses 5 Level 5 |
EXP: 125 HP: 2400
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STR: 400 END: 1000 ACC: 1000 AGI: 500
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Gryph Bustah (Gun) (200 - 420) |
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Doot Cute and Non-Abrasive Hyper Hypo

Gender:  Joined: 15 Sep 2002 |
Posted: Fri Jun 06, 2003 7:40 am Post subject: |
D00+ looks at Sperrit. Looks back at C0BB1. C0BB1 looks to be prouting some rust.
D00+ shrugs then *vanishes* only to reappear in front of the Behemoth, tweaking his nose.
"Rock on." |
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Doot vanishes fast. "Is it wind that makes that sound?" "No. It is your doom."
"Makai shotto!" (Yeah, I'm sexy ain't I!) |  |
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Wins 60 - Losses 60 Level 11 |
EXP: 7293 HP: 2500
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STR: 800 END: 850 ACC: 920 AGI: 930
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Dark Blade of Miniopia (Blades) (360 - 440) |
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