I wish...

[Lewis Black]

Hell yes I do love killing things. My dad is getting laid off from work because a certain son of a certain major car president whome I'll refer to as Dipshit Ford, is closing down the Edison plant because they found foreign help. That foreign help is a bunch of small indian children from a backwoods tribe. This new plant is set underground from a ritzy hotel that serves anaconda. It comes with it's own mine cart tracks, large indian men with nine tails, screams of agony, a large skeletal statue with four arms holding a large stone sull in each hand, and for the coup de gra, a big ass lava pit for those who are "fired" (get it? Its a pun! HARA HARA HAR HAR CHOKE HACK). I hear a famous prfessor by the name of Doctor Jones is coming by so that'll be tons o fun! Wheee for the corprate theives we call upper management! The CEOs from Enron should be shot and have their heads decapitated, impaled on a wooden stick, and paraded all over New York by men in black robes.

[Selrahc the Evil]

I don't like any type of management other than ME MANAGEMNET.
things just work better bcause then I know if something goes wrong its my fault and not somebody's who I have no controll over.

[PandaManda]

I wish I didn't burn myself at work and that my manager didn't run around with my paycheck saying " You want this, well you can't have it!" and puts it under the locked office door.

[Lewis Black]

I wish to savagely remove Paris Hilton's face with a bloody axe. On tape, wearing a black robe and a skull mask. Freak of fucking nature. Please don't sing.

[starlitdancer]

I wish this sore throat would go away in time to do the group presentation on Monday.
I wish the rest of my family to get better, too.
I wish I could see a couple of my friends from the A&P study group next semester, but that probably won't happen.
I wish I had more money.