Finish The Sentence

Azurel · The Bringer of Levels Gender: Joined: 24 Sep 2002

This...quite randomly, came up in a conversation with Lews. Those from VM know what this is. Everyone else: what you do is somebody starts with half of a sentence. Somebody finishes the sentence, as wildly as possible. Now, me and Lews kinda stretched the rules because we weren't exactly playing the game, we were just being ourselves. Ahem. Here's what we did so far:

Me: So...
Lews: a needle...
in one corner of a trash can...
somehow managing to pull without a user...
can still call a flock of penguins to...
sing to the king of Norway while...
still avoiding the razor sharp eyes of...
an exceptionally large...
wooden sheep which tends to...
sway wildly whenever pidgeons are...
close enough to impale with a...
loud gnab, causing...
extreme amounts of salmon to...
jump out of the water and sing "One million bottles of beer in the wall." The reason for this is that...
drunken scanners usually...
are unable to find their own left ears, owing to the fact that...
knives don't like to...
dance on tables. They would prefer to...
eat the...
caviar that rests on the...
carcass of a dead...

now, despite this conversation (the actual conversation parts were left out), the format should be like this:

{post}
...Cow that eats squirrels.

Five pies should equal...
{/post}

Now go ahead and try!

Therin · Gloompf. Iggle! Gender: Joined: 24 Sep 2002

DAMN YOU!!! WHAT HAPPENED TO THE NEVER-ENDING PARAGRAPH!? THAT'S WHAT IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE!!!

and, back on topic:

Azurel · The Bringer of Levels Gender: Joined: 24 Sep 2002

Is it? Hmm, oh well. NEW RULES: do exactly as we did.

fall into the bedpans of four small...

Enon · Minion of words Gender: Joined: 04 Nov 2003

chicken lovers who dreamed of.....

Therin · Gloompf. Iggle! Gender: Joined: 24 Sep 2002

flying down to to Georgia to kill all the beef farmers. Why they dreamed of this is a mystery to me, since they lived in the mythical land of Enron, and knew nothing of Georgia, or beef farmers for that matter. At any rate, bedpans are notoriously...

Lewis Black · Lewis M.S. Black Joined: 07 Oct 2003

durable and come with they're own air freshner. I know this because I'm listening to Vampire Killer while playing Mega Man Zero while waiting for my copy of Aria of Sorrow. It will never come because the company thats getting is slow like...

Therin · Gloompf. Iggle! Gender: Joined: 24 Sep 2002

roadrunner compared to something faster than roadrunner. Like Sonic. Or Tails. Or Amy. Or even, for that matter, a racing cow. Actually, I'm just kidding. Roadrunners are in fact...

Ultrawolf · Mr. Roarke Gender: Joined: 04 Jul 2003

ninjas who are communist and have purple monkey dishwashers that dont work right because they operate on windows OS. The reason being is that Bill gates....

Therin · Gloompf. Iggle! Gender: Joined: 24 Sep 2002

knows what they're up to and set out to take over the computer industry specifically so that he could prevent these communinjas from...

Ultrawolf · Mr. Roarke Gender: Joined: 04 Jul 2003

getting into his bank account and making a big money vault like in ducktales so they can swim in it and be happy BUT Bill gates Eats the one named....