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Lewis Black
Lewis M.S. Black
Joined: 07 Oct 2003 |
 Posted: Sun Jan 18, 2004 2:30 am Post subject: God i hate 2004 already |
I know most (or none) of you people wondered where the burning hell I've been but lemme tell you on where my shot up hacked ass has been. durin the begining (or end of december I forgot. Eat out of my butt stop thinking and listen) I was out with the wife and pop-in-law huntin. Well something catches my eye by the bushes (believe it was an old coin.) and I go to pick it up until suddenly, goddamn, a large shot goes off and my arm is bleedin like those sonnavabitches from Kill Bill vol.1. Lucky that goddamn ass ran away and I had no gun. I woulda taken off his left nut. Dirty piece of sh*t. While I'm restin in the hospital my wife tells me that our comp has been hacked. Now all of this is coming together into one big steaming boulder of sh*t. I've reached a level of anger I never knew before. Normally I wouldn't curse that much but now I'm like a goddamn sailor. I'm taking anger management (no lie) courses but it works 80 percent of the time. I'm also rentin porn when the wife is away. What? Screw off at least I ain't cheatin on her with another woman. But I do feel guilty whenever I whatch it tho. Big breasted nurses gettin railed from the behind. Take that you smelly bastard. Now here's some soap and a bucket of water. Clean yourself, biotch. |
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GAAZ
MOD Black Sheep Commander
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Joined: 14 Oct 2002 |
| Posted: Sun Jan 18, 2004 1:00 pm Post subject: |
Wow..I think you DEFINED rant...Even I had trouble following that one.
So what kinda bullet did ya get hit with? |
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Terin
Huzzah!
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Joined: 27 Oct 2003 |
| Posted: Sun Jan 18, 2004 1:35 pm Post subject: |
meh, this rant isn't amusing as much as sad. I'll send you a fruit basket.
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BWS-1
Otaku Lord
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Joined: 25 Sep 2002 |
| Posted: Sun Jan 18, 2004 6:44 pm Post subject: |
They should be able to find the one who shot you ... as long as you still have the bullet. Man get well soon.
*shaky fist at the one who shot you
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SexyNoJutsu
Senior Otaku
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Joined: 29 Nov 2003 |
| Posted: Sun Jan 18, 2004 9:43 pm Post subject: |
aww, poor thang!
I guess that idiot didn't know how to aim right..lol, tis funny! I wish I was shot! |
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Lewis Black
Lewis M.S. Black
Joined: 07 Oct 2003 |
| Posted: Mon Jan 19, 2004 1:35 am Post subject: |
Its not funny. I forgot what kinda bullet it was. Terin, if you wanted a rant you shoulda been there when I was carted off to surgery. I think everyone in the hospital thought I was possesed or something. My throught was dry from screamin and yelling about how much people are insignificant fools. |
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SexyNoJutsu
Senior Otaku
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Joined: 29 Nov 2003 |
| Posted: Mon Jan 19, 2004 1:50 pm Post subject: |
i didn't say itis funny when you were shot, i'm saying that it would be funny that thwe same guy accidentally shot himself later that same day...irony...sorry |
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Shino
Fade into this fantasy, caught in the web of time
Age: 49
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Joined: 15 Sep 2002 |
| Posted: Mon Jan 19, 2004 1:55 pm Post subject: |
Dood, I'm sorry to hear you were shot and hacked.
But at least it was just your arm. It could have been much worse.
I hope you are back to 100% soon bro... good luck |
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Kid Icarus
Senior Otaku
Joined: 24 Sep 2002 |
| Posted: Mon Jan 19, 2004 2:55 pm Post subject: |
I think what happened here is everyone was used to you being kinda crazy (Funny crazy like your screename) and they didn't think it was for real.
But I see now that at least you're okay, and I don't blame you for losing it, jesus man you got shot!
Seriously glad you're okay though. Speedy recovery. |
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Shino
Fade into this fantasy, caught in the web of time
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| Posted: Mon Jan 19, 2004 3:35 pm Post subject: |
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