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Daijaga
Chosen of Luck
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Joined: 17 Dec 2003 |
 Posted: Mon Feb 23, 2004 11:35 pm Post subject: Lawn Mowing Season |
Welcome to Lawn Mowing Season. For some of you its still bitchin' cold, but for some of us the rains are coming and leaving a freash field of three foot tall grass in its wake. Some may view this as a high level dungeon to be conquered, but to most it's something we have to chop down every so often.
Being as all of us at PO generally come from all different walks of life and help eatch other out when we needs it and so on...I thought I'd offer any assistance I could in diagnosing any problems with your lawn mowing equipment. I'm not a technician, but I have worked in service for a while and I know a few tricks of the lawn mower repair trade. So if any of you happen to be having technical equipment failings in the coming monthes, post here and I'll try to help you out as best I can.
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Excel Zero
Suna-Chan's Brother/Mod of Randomness
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Joined: 22 Oct 2003 |
| Posted: Mon Feb 23, 2004 11:42 pm Post subject: |
I have a question actually
For some reason I tried to mow the other day, the grass seemed different and the mower blade stopped. The grass was white, and very cold, sorta wet too. Any ideas??
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Daijaga
Chosen of Luck
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Joined: 17 Dec 2003 |
| Posted: Tue Feb 24, 2004 12:04 am Post subject: |
*nod* There is a rare form of grass that we don't have a lot of here in Texas. Its not like regular St. Augustine or Bermuda that you plant, but rather it falls from the sky and sticks to everything. I mean, we think its grass, but don't ph34r! If you wait around long enough, this myserious grass will actaully mow its self. We can only assume that because of it's white color, it doesn't properly photosythesize and sinks into the ground where it's lack of pigment allows it to glean nutrients from the ground.
There are some numbskulls that claim this is actually frozen water that decends from the sky, but if you believe that ice flies, your an idiot.
Our biggest fear is that one day the mystery grass will be green and it will choke humanity out of exsistance...
"In the future we will ride the green flying grass on personal boards made of fiberglass and plastics." -- Daijaga. (see picture, right)  |
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Excel Zero
Suna-Chan's Brother/Mod of Randomness
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Joined: 22 Oct 2003 |
| Posted: Tue Feb 24, 2004 12:26 am Post subject: |
Well I will sit and wait then
thanks Lawn guy!!
Excel |
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Shurikane
Dim Panties As String
Joined: 24 Sep 2002 |
| Posted: Tue Feb 24, 2004 1:18 am Post subject: |
Heh, gotta love lawnmowing. Makes me get 2 hours of walk, I sweat, I drip, and afterwards mom greets me with... LEMONADE!!! 
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Excel Zero
Suna-Chan's Brother/Mod of Randomness
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| Posted: Tue Feb 24, 2004 1:33 am Post subject: |
2 hours??? what kinda lawn is this??
Excel |
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Daijaga
Chosen of Luck
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| Posted: Tue Feb 24, 2004 1:40 am Post subject: |
Excel has obviously never had to mow a real lawn. ^_~ Ne? Shurikane? |
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Excel Zero
Suna-Chan's Brother/Mod of Randomness
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Joined: 22 Oct 2003 |
| Posted: Tue Feb 24, 2004 3:33 am Post subject: |
oh no! I know you didn't say that! 
I'm a Chicagoan, every week mow mow mow
but we got good at it, so it got faster
Excel |
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GAAZ
MOD Black Sheep Commander
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Joined: 14 Oct 2002 |
| Posted: Tue Feb 24, 2004 9:35 am Post subject: |
I've been known to mow my lawn with either chemicals or fire for I hate grass and all its pain givingness. hehehe.
But I did build a lawnmower engine in Highschool so that was pretty neat..WEE! |
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Daijaga
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| Posted: Tue Feb 24, 2004 9:44 am Post subject: |
Er...I can't offer any advice about mowing your lawn with combustables and petrochemicals other than fire is bad.
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