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Therin
Gloompf. Iggle!



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PostPosted: Tue Mar 16, 2004 12:30 pm    Post subject:

I'M TRAPPED DOWN A WELL WITH A GIRAFFE AND A COCONUT!!

WHAT DO I DO!?

~[didn't have time to write a name]

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Excel Zero
Suna-Chan's Brother/Mod of Randomness



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PostPosted: Tue Mar 16, 2004 12:40 pm    Post subject:

Ok General...first calm down

Now feed the giraffe to the coconut...

when that's done the coconut will grow into an immense furry ladder and you'll be able to climb out.

Good luck

Excel

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Therin
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 16, 2004 12:43 pm    Post subject:

But...it's...but...the logic...with the...and...but...with a radius of...giraffe...coco-

Windoze

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Excel Zero
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 16, 2004 12:47 pm    Post subject:

trust me my friend!

you have precious little time!

the coconut will be able to finish off the giraffe as long as it doesn't fill up on bread first

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Therin
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 16, 2004 12:49 pm    Post subject:

BUT I MADE COCONUT BREAD!

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Excel Zero
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 16, 2004 12:53 pm    Post subject:

well....
in that case use the door in front of you

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 17, 2004 1:33 am    Post subject:

What is tyhe non-meaning of unlife?

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Excel Zero
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 17, 2004 10:22 am    Post subject:

Well Aindriahn....that questions has not been pondered on for years

Here's my best idea.....Nihlism!

Nothing matters in the unworld!!!

Let it all go and party!

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Terin
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 17, 2004 1:39 pm    Post subject:

Dear Dr Excel,
Explain to me the mysteries of women, and why what they want is unknown, even to them. Many thanks,
-Flustered and Lonely
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 17, 2004 2:20 pm    Post subject:

Dear Flustered and Lonely,

Here's the deal. I've come to realize that alot of women who maintain this attitude have one of two problems.
A. They like playing games cuz they are bitter or cruel.
B. They have been hurt in someway in the past typically causing them to be thoroughly confused.

There are a few ways to handle this

A. Just don't deal with it. If the girl is doing it just for rudeness sake then this is the best option
B. Force some opinions on them. This can be a catch 22. On one hand it can sorta force them to start thinking for themselves, otherwise it may backfire and they see you as smothering which is probably what the problem was in the first place. be delicate if you choose this path.
C. Just let it go. The problem here is the issue may never correct itself and sometimes the girl may know the problem is there and want help.
D. Be blunt. slowly but surely help them make simple decisions. Such as what's for diner tonight, what do you want to do today and that self assurance will return.

Before you jump ahead of me this does work out of relationships too. If you fancy a girl and you aren't dating yet and forsee this problem, try one of the steps. Typically during that process you'll figure out two things. A. What's causing it, cruelty or past hurts, and B. If it can be fixed.

Good luck to you

Excel

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