Southern Astrology

[Shino]

I'm CHITLINS!

OKRA (Dec 22 - Jan 20) Although you appear crude, you are
actually very slick on the inside. Okras have tremendous
influence. An older Okra can look back over his life and
see the seeds of his influence everywhere. Stay away from
Moon Pies.

CHITLIN (Jan 21 - Feb 19) Chitlins come from humble
backgrounds. A chitlin, however, can make something of
himself if he's motivated and has lots of seasoning. In
dealing with Chitlins, be careful. They can erupt like
Vesuvius. Chitlins are best with Catfish and Okra

BOLL WEEVIL (Feb 20 - Mar 20) You have an overwhelming
curiosity. You're unsatisfied with the surface of things,
and you feel the need to bore deep into the interior of
everything. Needless to say, you are very intense and
driven as if you had some inner hunger. Nobody in their
right mind is going to marry you, so don't worry about it.

MOON PIE (Mar 21 - Apr 20) You're the type that spends a
lot of time on the front porch. It's a cinch to recognize
the physical appearance of Moon Pies. Big and round are
the key words here. You should marry anybody who you can
get remotely interested in the idea. It's not going to be
easy. This might be the year to think about aerobics. Or -
maybe not.

POSSUM (Apr 21 - May 21) When confronted with life's
difficulties, possums have a marked tendency to withdraw
and develop a don't-bother-me-about-it attitude. Sometimes
you become so withdrawn, people actually think you're
dead. This strategy is probably not psychologically
healthy, but seems to work for you. One day, however, it
won't work and you may find your problems actually running
you over.

CRAWFISH (May 22 - June 21) Crawfish is a water sign. If
you work in an office, you're always hanging around the
water cooler. Crawfish prefer the beach to the mountains,
the pool to the golf course, the bathtub to the living
room. You tend to be not particularly attractive
physically, but you have very, very good heads.

COLLARDS (June 22 - July 23) Collards have a genius for
communication. They love to get in the "melting pot" of
life and share their essence with the essence of those
round them.. Collards make good social workers,
psychologists, and baseball managers. As far as your
personal life goes, if you are Collards, stay away from
Moon Pies. It just won't work. Save yourself a lot of
heartache.

CATFISH (July 24 - Aug 23) Catfish are traditionalists in
matters of the heart, although one's whiskers may cause
problems for loved ones. You catfish are never easy people
to understand. You prefer the muddy bottoms to the clear
surface of life. Above all else, Catfish should stay away
from Moon Pies.

GRITS (Aug 24 - Sept 23) Your highest aim is to be with
others like yourself. You like to huddle together with a
big crowd of other Grits. You love to travel though, so
maybe you should think about joining a club. Where do you
like to go? Anywhere they have cheese or gravy or bacon or
butter or eggs. If you can go somewhere where they have
all these things, that serves you well.

BOILED PEANUTS (Sept 24 - Oct 23) You have a passionate
desire to help your fellow man. Unfortunately, those who
know you best - your friends and loved ones - may find
that your personality is much too salty, and their
criticism will probably affect you deeply because you are
really much softer than you appear. You should go right
ahead and marry anybody you want to because in a certain
way, yours is a charmed life. On the road of life, you can
be sure that people will always pull over and stop for you.

BUTTER BEAN (Oct 24 - Nov 22) Always invite a Butter Bean
because Butter Beans get along well with everybody. You,
as a Butter Bean, should be proud. You've grown on the
vine of life and you feel at home no matter what the
setting. You can sit next to anybody.
However, you, too, shouldn't have anything to do with Moon
Pies.

ARMADILLO (Nov 23 - Dec 21) You have a tendency to develop
a tough exterior, but you are actually quite gentle. A
good evening for you? Old friends, a fire, some roots,
fruit, worms and insects. You are a throwback. You're not
concerned with today's fashions and trends. You're not
concerned with anything about today. You're really almost
prehistoric in your interests and behavior patterns. You
probably want to marry another Armadillo, but Possum is
another somewhat kinky, mating possibility.

[Suna-chan]

LOL! that's GREAT Shino!!!! -continues to laugh a bit- lol...im Boiled Peanuts everybody! ^^ i have a charmed life, ya? hm.. i would have to agree...-sighs a happy sigh- teehee ^_^

[ShinkuKitsune]

I'm Okra! strangely enough, it was just yesterday my math teacher was showing this exact thing to us...

[Doot]

Gross! I'm okra too! I hate okra. BLECH.

[Excel Zero]

just call me grits baby!

[Ultrawolf]

hellz yea im an Armadillo!

[GAAZ]

I'ma Moon Pie..I sit on the porch and am fat...*sniffle*

[BWS-1]

I am soo grits! Woohoo!

''Where do you
like to go? Anywhere they have cheese or gravy or bacon or
butter or eggs. If you can go somewhere where they have
all these things, that serves you well.''

WEEEE! An other reason to go to Atlanta! This town is full of Waffle houses! And what are Waffle Houses full of?
cheese and gravy and bacon and butter and eggs!!!

[Skylah]

MOON PIE (Mar 21 - Apr 20) You're the type that spends a
lot of time on the front porch. It's a cinch to recognize
the physical appearance of Moon Pies. Big and round are
the key words here. You should marry anybody who you can
get remotely interested in the idea. It's not going to be
easy. This might be the year to think about aerobics. Or -
maybe not.


ACK!!

[Daijaga]

Bizzarre, not only am I an Armadillo, but I married a Possum, just like it says in the descriptor...