Bad joke, or World's Dumbest Zealot?

[KenseiKurisuchan]

http://www.co.jyu.fi/%7Enp/gameofsatan/#catholics

Read through that and be amazed by the stupidity. I could have believed that this was someone who actually thoght about things, since at first it seemed to be another crazy 'games are the tool of Satan' people, but reading through I found some of the dumbest things I had ever seen. I convinced myself it was a joke, but at the bottom it says several times that it's not.

A few of the 'Satanic' things mentioned in the site:

Left-handed people; if your child is left-handed, you must teach her/him to use right hand as Jesus told us to do! Because right is Right, and left (commies and homos) are wrong!!!

All homos want to rape your chidlren, expecially young boys below 13 years of age are the target of their filthy lusts

Feminism! Woman's place is at home, and the Bible says woman shall serve her husband!!!!! If women would stay home, there would be no unemployment!

McDonalds (junk food shop) and "Ronald McDonald", their occult "clown" character, who is clearly Lucifer in a symbolic disguise!!!

Flag of USA! Yes, flag of USA! Did you know it contains fifty satanic symbols called pentagrams!!! Satan worshippers are govern the United States of America, which claims to be "One Nation Under God"! Blasphemy!!!

So-called "HTML" codeing is satanic! As it is a conspiracy of New World Order, the secret plan of United Nations to take over US and the whole world!!! The code contains many loopholes and security bugs, new World Order will be able to break into every computer through this system they are marketiong!!!

Microsoft is of satan, and is the Anti-Christ itself!!!! Did you know that adding the numeric values of the letters of "William Henry Gates" equals 666, the number of the Beast!

Monopoly (a board game) is a game produced by SIONIST CONSPIRACY! It is about usury which is CLEARLY forbidden in the Holy Bibl! Someone in USA have committed suicide when they lost in this satanic game!

Negros and other inferior races.

Hear this: the Inquisition might be pumping homosexuality-poison gas into your home right now!

Just a few things of sheer stupidity from a massive list. Feel free to have a laugh.

[reaper]

I was pokin around thier message board and found this

However, masturbation is, of course, OK for wives to perfom for the pleasure of their husband or themselves when husband is away, as it reduces the changes of a wife to seduce strangers for adultery. (As we all know, women are far less able to control their sexual needs than men.)

wow this guy is one of the dumbest people ever born

[KenseiKurisuchan]

Well, he's from Finland =P

Wait...correct me if I'm wrong, but I was pretty sure that women don't have sexual urges nearly as much as men? This guy also said that homosexuality is only wrong for men, women can do it so long as it is for the pleasure of their husband. This of course assumes polygamy in the first place.

[reaper]

Yeah don’t you just love all the sexist loop holes in his ideas its classic.

And I think your theory just may be right ken lmao, because I have always seen men runnin around like dogs trying to get a lay as often as they can, not to mention all the porn for men. . .

Oh I do agree with him though that bill gates is the anti-Christ

[KenseiKurisuchan]

And washing machines with transparent lids are tools of the devil.

[reaper]

I am thinking that this has to be a joke, I have too much faith in humanity to believe some one is like this

[Shurikane]

That's a joke, guys. He's like Maddox, only he just makes fun of religion.

[KenseiKurisuchan]

No, Maddox is funny and coherent enough to type proper sentences.

[Kai]

ok the ones I've heard of before as being serious:
left handed-ness
homosexual rapey-ness
feminism stuff
negro and other 'inferior' races
masturbation


How is all that other stuff satanic. I'm gonna HTML code their asses. How did they make that page without HTMLing? huh? Yeah that's what I thought. They are losers.

[Ultrawolf]