Old Dungeon Master Stories...

Daijaga · Chosen of Luck Gender: Joined: 17 Dec 2003

As a DM of a long running d20 3.0/3.5 Dungeons and Dragons game, I've learned a lot through out the years. I've learned how to stat balance a monster with out so much as a single mock battle, how to design a dungeon with something interesting every time, and what sort of things my players expect of me and what they dont expect of me.

One thing I've never figured out is what the hell Grallick Tur is going to do.

Carefull planning, meticlous dungoen design, or important NPC all lay in waste where treads my favorie PC to fear. Starting tomarrow, I will facsincate the listener and dazzle the mind with ways Grallick Tur as some how singlehandedly ruined, maimed, dischambled, or otherwise inconvienciented my hopes and dreams of a nice easy to run campegien.

Because I've been bottling this sh*t up for a long f***in time.

reaper · I miss you Shar Gender: Joined: 28 Dec 2002

I am really unsure what the heck you're talking about but it sounds like it sucks. I need to learn how to play D&D one of thies days.

Azurel · The Bringer of Levels Gender: Joined: 24 Sep 2002

Not that I have anything against Grallick, but for the interest of releasing stress: what happened?

Graillik Tur · Renaissancetaku Gender: Joined: 09 Jul 2004

NYA NYA NYA NYA NYA!

I love screwing with his sh*t. It's really an art form. He's so dang meticulous about it, it's getting harder and harder to confuse him. I mean I actually had to retailor Graillik many time stylistically to keep him on his toes. But one thing remains the same. I will always find the hard way to do it, and if there isn't a hard way, I'll just burn everything to the ground.

Azurel · The Bringer of Levels Gender: Joined: 24 Sep 2002

Now I'm really interested, however it looks like this is going to start a fight so I'm going to advise against it.

Ultrawolf · Mr. Roarke Gender: Joined: 04 Jul 2003

If theres something i learned from roleplaying its that you'll NEVER be able to anticipate your players' next moves.

Reverend · I kin Age: 41 Gender: Joined: 21 Oct 2002

As long as both parties, Daijaga and Graillik both agree not to let this get to a flame status where I will have to have a chat with both of you, feel free to discuss it in the open.

Ultrawolf · Mr. Roarke Gender: Joined: 04 Jul 2003

I dont think this was ever going to become flames Rev. have you seen the old pink panther movies? It's like graillick is Inspecter Clouseau and Dai is the police chief.

Reverend · I kin Age: 41 Gender: Joined: 21 Oct 2002

Just putting both parties on warning of an impending "Modsmack" if it gets out of hand

Graillik Tur · Renaissancetaku Gender: Joined: 09 Jul 2004

It will never get out of hand Rev. We enjoy retelling stories of Graillik's past exploits. Dai and I are to good of friends to bicker over this. Besides, if I get my modern campaign up and running, I have a feeling I'll get mine.