PO Wars III.V - Demonic Bracket

[Minosheep]

Next fight some time this afternoon. I'm thinking of updating once per day Tuesday-Friday until the end of the bracket.

[Minosheep]

"Welcome, one and all, to the second half of round one! Let's give it up for the competitors who've fought already! To recap, we've had four battles so far, the first of which was between Cobbi and Lygato--and it marked the first win for the catboy. But can he keep it up until the end!?"

A pause for the audience to cheer, and then Demonic goes on.

"After that, the great and mighty Chibi Knight destroyed GaaZ utterly. We haven't seen him since. After that battle, we had Tobias Reaver and Musashi, resident Time Elemental, go at it, whereafter Tobias' top half divorced the bottom. Don't worry, though--our healers say that they're back again and living together just fine!"

After the audience again quiets, he again continues.

"After this fight we had two drunks, Gorty the gnome and Aindriahhn the giant Scotsman, do battle, a battle that Gorty managed to win by stabbing Aindriahhn in the head--and now, now we have one very important match, though we're doing it a little differently, in that... well. You guys and the fighters will see."

This time, the corners don't light up. Rather, the entire arena lights up at once, the white, tile floor of the old palace gleaming brightly. Where normally the red corner would light up, a lift ascends instead, Doot the Lady Ninja thereon, ready and waiting.

Doot
Strength : 650
Endurance : 800
Accuracy : 400
Agility : 650
HP : 2250
Min Dmg : 275.25
Max Dmg : 390.5

Meanwhile, on the opposite side of the arena, another lift comes up, bearing a blonde-haired mage with silver robing, holding his staff and already murmuring to himself a good luck charm.

Silver
Strength : 550
Endurance : 650
Accuracy : 650
Agility : 650
HP : 1850
Min Dmg : 196.75
Max Dmg : 443.5

"Go!" Demonic shouts!

Silver runs out with his staff held up in baseball bat stance, Doot edging forth with the Dark Blade of Miniopia in its sheathe on her back, hand on its hilt. They near each other and Silver lashes out. Perhaps his speed is surprising to the lady ninja, for it whacks her in the head, sending her to her knees, a position from which she rises sharply. Her blade flashes from its sheathe, leaving behind a trail of dark energy as it rips through Silver's chest in an upward slash.
Doot - Hit 299
Silver - Hit 339
Doot : 1911
Silver : 1551

Silver brings his staff around as he stumbles backwards, the haft suddenly stretching longer, the ornamental tip smashing into Doot's nose and knocking her to the ground just as she releases a burst of shuriken that embed themselves in Silver's chest and stomach area.
Doot - Hit 368
Silver - Hit 342
Doot : 1569
Silver : 1183

Nimbly, she springs back up, the shuriken all flaring with that dark force seen earlier, widening the wounds with energy burn before the shuriken fall out.
Doot - Hit 365
Silver - Miss
Doot : 1569
Silver : 818

Clearly unhappy, Silver lets loose a fat fireball for Doot's chest. However, as it nears--*vanish*--Doot appears closer to Silver, readying another strike.
Doot - Miss
Silver - Miss
Doot : 1238
Silver : 818

A stream of flames emits from Sander's Asylum, right into Doot's face, sending her back with a pained scream.
Doot - Miss
Silver - Hit 331
Doot : 1238
Silver : 818

Silver advances, thinking that there's an opening, but Doot's red sash lashes out, stabbing through Silver! Blood drips from his mouth as he stares at her, surprised.
Doot - Hit 346
Silver - Miss
Doot : 1238
Silver : 472

Doot darts at him right away, Dark Blade swinging once, then again, cutting an X on his chest. *vanish* goes the Doot as Silver lashes back out at her.
Doot - Hit 356
Silver - Miss
Doot : 1238
Silver : 116

Silver looks around angrily, confusedly, as Doot is nowhere to be found.
Doot - Miss
Silver - Miss
Doot : 1238
Silver : 116

And then Silver's time to wonder ends, for as his attention moves to his right, a burst of crimson erupts from his throat, the perfectly straight slash thereon following the appearance of Doot with the Dark Blade of Miniopia in an inverted grip. Surprise is in the mage's eyes as his body falls backwards, vocal cords staring at Doot and all the audience from within the cut flesh surrounding the wound.
Doot - Hit 278
Silver - Miss
Doot : 1238
Silver : 0

Doot WINS!

BATTLE STATS
The fight lasted 16 rounds.
Doot landed 6 hits. Silver landed 3 hits.
There were 2 double hits and 9 double misses.
Best Hit for Doot: 368 - 94.2% potential.
Best Hit for Silver: 342 - 77.1% potential.
Best Combo: Doot with 2.
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Nice try, but you can't touch someone who can *vanish* you into tomorrow!

Dooters: Awesome run, G-dawg. 1000 experience and a new level! 100 stat points and 30 weapon points r urs! Please update your stats and record accordingly.

Silver: Eww. THROAT CUT. That's 250 experience and one loss--please update your record accordingly.

Onward.

[Reverend]

I was waiting for Doot to pull a Snake-Eyes and do that. Excellent fight Lady Dootsama.

[Silver Adept]

Well, thpbth, that wasn't even a fight. Awesome luck, Doot, having such a string of successive hits. I, on the other hand, even with seemingly similar stats, must have been cussed out by Mod or something. So now I'll sulk and ask that Shino take a very good look at this battle to see where any rebalancing issues might arrive.

Awaiting the next tournament, then. *Stiff, polite, formal bow*

[Reverend]

Don't go blaming Mod because you had and off day. Mod is a very busy deity, but if you wanted Mod's favor, you could always become a convert and begin studying under a priest of Mod....

[Doot]

~shakes Silver's hand~ Well met, Sir Silverian. Even I didn't know I could be that brutal. Come, I will help with the stitches!

[Minosheep]

Circumstances beyond my control delay the next battle.

Tomorrow it is.

[Minosheep]

The Trap Thread. Necessary read in order to understand most of the traps in this fight.



"Welcome back to the second half of the first round of the tournament! Last time, we saw our resident Lady Ninja slice open the throat of Silver Adept, whose magic didn't save him at all. And today--you'll see!"

The first lift rises, in which sits a wok in which sits Excel Zero himself, grinning goofily as the lift comes to a stop amidst the sound of machinery.

Excel Zero
Strength : 600
Endurance : 800
Accuracy : 600
Agility : 500
HP : 2200
Min Dmg : 211
Max Dmg : 442

Meanwhile, on the other side of the arena, there rises the cutest of the cute, Punk Rock Girl herself, arms crossed, a little smirk perching upon her lips.

Punk Rock Girl
Strength : 400
Endurance : 700
Accuracy : 900
Agility : 500
HP : 1800
Min Dmg : 254
Max Dmg : 348

"This is gonna be a bit different. Traps are strewn about this arena, as they were in the days of old. Indeed, the collosseum where we are now used to be known as the Bombshell Palace before its decline and, finally, its fall. This is the very Trap Arena where the one called Raven and my father fought, so I've been told!"

"Now then... FIGHT!"

PRG and Excel take a moment after Demonic gives the command to size each other up from their respective sides. And then, without warning, Excel gets out of his wok and takes a step back before hopping into it, sending it sliding against the tiles as he hoops and hollers! PRG just watches him with her head tilted, tensing and waiting for Excel to near her.
Excel Zero - Miss
Punk Rock Girl - Miss
Excel Zero: 2200
Punk Rock Girl: 1800

BOOM! Excel slides right over a Bomb Trap, sending him flying right at PRG at high speeds, with burns on his legs and a maniacal grin on his face!
Excel Zero - Miss
Punk Rock Girl - Hit 275
Excel Zero : 1925
Punk Rock Girl : 1800

PRG is taken utterly by surprise as Excel crashes into her, both combatants falling to the floor and rolling away from each other, PRG with a cute growl.
Excel Zero - Hit 323
Punk Rock Girl - Miss
Excel Zero : 1925
Punk Rock Girl : 1477

Wok left behind, Excel reaches into a sleeve and whips out the Excel Axe of Doom, lifting it above his head and charging! PRG just throws out her arm, sending a barrage of safety pins that come out in a small cloud that rips up Excel's chest and arms and legs.
Excel Zero - Miss
Punk Rock Girl - Hit 338
Excel Zero : 1587
Punk Rock Girl : 1477

Excel is slowed, and stumbles a bit, landing on a Launcher Trap. Thankfully, the angle at which he hits it sends him not at the ceiling, but into PRG again. Though he drops his axe, he sends PRG sprawling onto a Bomb Trap--BOOM!
Excel Zero - Hit 218
Punk Rock Girl - Miss
Excel Zero : 1587
Punk Rock Girl : 1259

PRG goes flying up into the air, screaming, as she is on fire! When she lands, it's in the arms of Excel, who tosses her back up into the air like a hot potato! She lands a few feet away, grunting as the wind is knocked out of her and the blades of a Pendulum Trap clash together above her!
Excel Zero - Hit 323
Punk Rock Girl - Miss
Excel Zero : 1587
Punk Rock Girl : 936

Giggling, Excel hops at her while the blades retract into the ceiling. PRG isn't too happy--Excel manages to jump on her legs, causing more injury, just before PRG screams at him, the sonic burst sending him rocketing back, into the wall--whereon there lies a Piston Trap that crashes into his back. Excel lands on his face, more than slightly dizzy, more than slightly injured.
Excel Zero - Hit 299
Punk Rock Girl - Hit 257
Excel Zero : 1330
Punk Rock Girl : 637

Excel gets up, feeling his arm, which hangs limp at his side. Apparently, it's broken. Things aren't looking good for Excel, whose wok and axe are out of his reach. In the meantime, PRG has gotten up and now begins to make circles in the air with her hands, safety pins whizzing and buzzing around her like a swarm of angry hornets.
Excel Zero - Miss
Punk Rock Girl - Miss
Excel Zero : 1330
Punk Rock Girl : 637

The safety pins come after Excel in a tornado, at which he looks for a moment before deciding to brave. Forging forth, Excel hops right through the dangerous pins, rather sliced up and bleeding profusely as he emerges on the other side with only one eye, launching his good arm in a punch at PRG's jaw that sends her sprawling.
Excel Zero - Hit 244
Punk Rock Girl - Hit 264
Excel Zero : 1066
Punk Rock Girl : 393

PRG just so happens to land on another trap. A Catapult. However, Excel is too close for the trap to make her crash into him--she goes flying, slamming into the wall above where Excel hit it earlier and leaving spidery cracks.
Excel Zero - Hit 235
Punk Rock Girl - Miss
Excel Zero : 1066
Punk Rock Girl : 158

PRG falls from the wall, landing on her face. Her fingers twitch for a moment before she shoves herself onto hands and knees while Excel goes to recover his axe.
Excel Zero - Miss
Punk Rock Girl - Miss
Excel Zero : 1066
Punk Rock Girl : 158

PRG snipes Excel as he turns around with axe in hand, a safety pin landing between his eyes and sticking there for a moment. The confused Excel stumbles backwards, right onto a Double Trap!
Excel Zero - Miss
Punk Rock Girl - Hit 276
Excel Zero : 790
Punk Rock Girl : 158

Unfortunately for both combatants, his backwards stumble ends him up on another trap. A Catapult trap that launches him with double the force at PRG, into whom he crashes and breaks his other arm with the force of his drive--apparently, his shoulder smacked right into her chin. Unfortunately for PRG, that much force is enough to snap her head back, the flesh of her neck barely hanging on, a bloody rip forming as she falls backwards, blank to the world--absolved from the mortal coil. Excel lies nearby, panting, as the paramedic crew comes out, taking both combatants away.
Excel Zero - Hit 220
Punk Rock Girl - Hit 339
Excel Zero : 451
Punk Rock Girl : 0

Excel Zero WINS!

BATTLE STATS
The fight lasted 18 rounds.
Excel Zero landed 7 hits. Punk Rock Girl landed 6 hits.
There were 3 double hits and 8 double misses.
Best Hit for Excel Zero: 323 - 73.1% potential.
Best Hit for Punk Rock Girl: 339 - 97.4% potential.
Best Combo: Excel Zero with 3.
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That one was hard to figure out in the beginning, but in the end, seems Excel's higher HP rating really pulled him through that fight.

Excel Zero: Nice, nice. 1000 experience and a new level are yours. That's 100 stat points and 30 weapon points! Please update your stats and record accordingly.

PRG: Aww... I'm sorry. I really thought you had him beat at first. Tell ya what--as consolation, you can have 250 experience and a big hug, and one loss for you to add to your record.

Onward!!!!!!1111111one

[Reverend]

And a fellow Pan wins! Come Wok, and join me in the winners circle as your skills become more formidable

[Excel Zero]

I WON BY MISTAKE!!!

I love you PRG and I love you Dem....

Wow I never won anything

thanks Demonic that was fantastic...sorry PRG I had a good time though