At the Amish Market - Funny, kinda

Azurel · The Bringer of Levels Gender: Joined: 24 Sep 2002

Ok, near me we have this thing called an Amish Market. It's called that cuz it's owned and served by Amish people, selling Amish foods. Though, its not very Amish cuz the entire place is lit up with a lot of electricity and electronics, but oh well. To the actual story.

Me and my friend went there because they have the best candy section. Also every single one of the girls there were absolute babes. But for the three years that we have gone there, a girl has never been at the candy counter, today there was. It was inevitible(sp?) that we were gonna talk to her, so my friend got a crazy idea.

So I thought she was hot, but he wanted to go out with her. He said, "Go ask her out." The first thing to come to mind was a certain somebody.And he knew it, so he says "If she says yes, then just say that I was too shy to ask her myself, its true anyways isnt it, you dont really want to go out with her do you." So I thought about it, and I decided it wasnt worth it to try for anything serious with the Amish girl. This has nothing to do with the fact that shes Amish. So I went along with the plan.

I brought 3 bags of candy to the register. I said, "Hi! My name is Robbie, me and my friend over their noticed you from down the hall and I was wondering, would you like to go on a date sometime?" And she spoke back with the heaviest Amish accent I've ever heard. (all the "-ah"'s are real, I remember the conversation perfectly) She said, "And I suppose-ah you'd-ah be expecting me-ah to have sex-ah with you-ah? Because-ah I cannot-ah have sex-ah unless-ah you wanted-ah to get-ah married. (and she gave me this really big hopefull look like I was gonna ask her to marry her)That comes-ah to $12-ah.50." I just walked backwards towards my friend, not taking my eyes off the girl, took out the money, handed it to him and said, "She's all your's."

If nobody though this was funny then it must be a "you had to be there" kinda things. Tell me what you think.

To Lews: The friend was kris

edit: All of this really happened

Akira · Ambers biotch Age: 35 Gender: Joined: 27 Oct 2002

holy crap dude are you for real?

you actually did all that?
for the love of god too many ah's and she jumped to the subject of sex and marrige right off the bat? god...whats the world comin too? well i have nothin to say to that except cough and cough...i mean aint no girls down south like that...i guess thats a good thing...or it could be bad...i dont know im confused all i know is you asked a girl out at a amish resteraunt and she jumped straight to the question of sex and marrige and she looked at you hopefully?

she likes ya, but the question is...where is this freind of yours?

did he go after her? if so i suggest the dear doot column...

Sakura · Saku-chan Gender: Joined: 22 Sep 2002

That's funny! Poor poor Azzy -patpat- You should have gone out and married her! Laughing

Anonymous · Guest

Even the Amish girls get hard up sometimes...

Musashi · Scrummy Translator Gender: Joined: 07 Nov 2002

Hahahahaha...ok, that's officially the funniest thing I've heard in a loooooong time. I'm with Sakura though, you should've just married her. Or better yet, since you were asking her out for your friend, you should've been like, "I'm not quite ready for that kind of a commitment...but he is." *points* Hehehehe

Shino · Posted: Mon Jan 06, 2003 11:18 am Post subject:

Az... that is just too funny.

Man I would have loved to be there to see that one.

Sperrit · Chosen of Earth Gender: Joined: 16 Oct 2002

ROTGLMFOA!
Azurel, that is so classic it hurts!
Hey, but think of it this way: You had a really hot girl ask you to marry you! Not a bad story either way!

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