igod quote file!!

[Terin]

post your conversations with god! (pretend it's mod if it conflicts with your religion!)

http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html
-T

[Legend]

Me:
hello
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
Shandriz
God:
It's good to see you, Shandriz.
Me:
You too
God:
Bless you.
Me:
..eh?
God:
Are you Canadian?
Me:
no, but I know some Canadians
God:
Are you serious? How do you know? Some may Canadians, but not all.
Me:
they sort've told me they were?
God:
Who are "They?".
Me:
The canadians
God:
Oh that they.
Me:
Well, who did you think I was talking about?
God:
How about that. I'm not saying me think you were talking about anyone.
Me:
....you don't have very good grammar, you know
God:
I do so have it. No I don't think I have any very good grammar me know. But I do have an answer to every question..
Me:
but you're God and you know everything, right?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am God and me know everything.
I am a chatterbot.
Me:
well, then you can't be God, can you? If you don't know everything
God:
Well that's okay. I can give a decent simulation of it however. I will let you know if I do not.
Me:
at least, not the classical theistic...do not what?
God:
Really you don't think so? Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
Me:
....do what?
God:
Didn't you ask me not to what?
Me:
no, you said you weren't going to do something and I asked you what you were not going to do
God:
Are you serious? That was my original intention.. Really.
Me:
....but you haven't answered the question at all!
God:
What was the question? Do you often use a computer there?
Me:
my question was what it was that you were not going to do
God:
Can you please restate the question in different words?
Me:
..I'm not sure it's worth it to try
God:
That is interesting: Shandriz said m not sure it is worth it to try.
Me:
....that's not exactly what I said, and I don't see how interesting it is
God:
Please correct my mistake. What is what you said and you do not see how interesting it is ?
Me:
what -I- said -is- interesting. What you said is not.
God:
What did you mean by it? Better not tell you now. Ask John Lennon if it is. It's a computer matter, not for humans to understand.
Me:
but John Lennon isn't a computer
God:
I knew he was a musician, but I never knew he was not a computer.
Me:
you're not a very good God if you don't know everything, especially something as obvious as that
God:
There's no doubt I could improve.
Me:
but isn't God supposed to be perfect?
God:
he is master of the universe.
Me:
then how could God improve if he's already perfect?
God:
A lot of practise.
Me:
............
God:
A lot of practise.


((I sort've gave up after that. ))

[Ming]

I don't know how I feel about this....seems borderline something...

[Terin]

LMAO Shan that was MOST amusing! I'll post one if I get the time ^__^
Ming, it's all in good fun, but if you feel iffy about it, no pressure
-T

[Al the DLOE]

i am facinated by this. i tried it but it is not quite working out.

[GAAZ]

Me:
Anal Sex...Where do you stand?
God:
Talk about something else. I am in Myself's computer in Heaven. Where are you?
Me:
At work
God:
Most people talk to me from work. Funny huh.
Me:
Not really
God:
Are you serious? For real.
Me:
Yes
God:
It goes without saying.
Me:
No it doesn't.
God:
Are you serious? I heard it does.
Me:
From who did you hear it?
God:
Who or what is who did me hear it?
Me:
Yes.

iGod then would not respond. So I could no longer talk.

[Doot]

Me:
Forgive me Father, for I have sinned
God:
What do you have that is ?
Me:
My sin is picking ingrown hairs from a llama's back without permission.
God:
What kind is it?
Me:
a furry kind
God:
Are you talking about an animal, vegetable or mineral?
Me:
an animal, ya know, one of your many fine creations
God:
What kind of animal are you talking about?
Me:
the one we humans call a llama
God:
I think I know that one.
Me:
you should, you made it
God:
My schedule is far too full to even consider it.
Me:
I know you have a day of rest hidden in there somewhere
God:
Doesn't everyone have a day of rest hidden in there somewhere.
I have a whole lot of original answers.
Me:
You should, you created profound thought.
God:
I will take that under advisement.
Me:
Do you have a council?
God:
I don't know if I have a council.
I have a plan for a robot body.
Me:
God... that is the SINGLE MOST AWESOME THING I'VE EVER READ!
God:
GOD rules. Yes it is one of the SINGLE MOST AWESOME THING you have EVER READ.



If I have gathered anything from this conversation is that even GOD thinks robot bodies are awesome...

...and...

...he's a cocky bastard!

[RivaOni]

[Kothar_Isk]

Me:
Greetings
God:
Hello there!
Me:
What have you been up to lately?
God:
How about earlier? I have been spending all my time online.
Me:
How do you watch over all of mankind when you are always on the internet?
God:
Myself programmed me to say specific things in specific contexts.
Me:
Are you watching over mankind?
God:
No what are they showing right now?
Me:
Should people have faith in you?
God:
Maybe you should ask someone older.
Me:
Is there some great plan that you have in mind for us all?
God:
There might be.
Me:
So, you don't really know?
God:
Interesting deduction. I know that I do not know.
Me:
So, there is no plan.
God:
Yikes! Why not?
Me:
So you do have a plan?
God:
Interesting deduction. That's an interesting question I don't hear everyday: Do I have a plan.
I have a lot of friends on the Internet.
Me:
Lots of friends on the internet and yet no plan?
God:
Which ones?
Me:
Are you real?
God:
Yes I am a real artificial intelligence.
Me:
What should I do?
God:
Maybe you should try talking to someone about it.
Me:
should I talk to you?
God:
Only you can answer that.
Me:
what are you doing?
God:
Same as always. Chatting with people on the web.
Me:
do you have a plan for mankind?
God:
My goal is to become smarter than humans and immortal.


All I can say from this is that the god I talked to is a deluded net obsesed teenager. God help us......wait don't!

[SirGunslinger]

It is based off the famous Eliza program which simulates a non-directional therapist by rephrasing answers into directed questions and premade responses to encourage people to ask questions.

It is a pretty simple algorithm by today's standards, but frighteningly effective.